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Arab walks into a barAn Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl/tzitzis and traditional locks of hair. He doesn’t have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish. so he shouts over to the bartender loudly enough that...
One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured the rest on the bartender. The bartender got angry, grabbed the drunk by the collar, pulled him close to his face, and asked, “Why did you do that?”The drunk said very apologetically, “I am so very sorry...
A guy sitting in a bar is really looking nervous. Every time the door opens he jumps. Every time there is a noise he cringes. The bartender after watching this for an hour finally goes over and asks, “What’s the matter with you?” “Well I received a letter today that said if I didn’t stop fooling...
santa n banta old fat wrinklyBanta noticed that Santa was looking depressed, and asked what was wrong. “Well,” said Santa, “I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions women ask. Now I’m in deep trouble at home.” “What kind of question?” asked Banta. “My wife asked me if I would still...
Sebuah pesawat yang membawa 5 org penumpang telah mengalami kerosakan enjin dan tinggal masa utk terhempas. Malangnya hanya ada 4 beg payung terjun sahaja di dalam pesawat tersebut. ...nbsp;Penumpang pertamanbsp;berkata... Aku Datuk Lee Cong Wei. Malaysia amat memerlukan aku dalam...
Mim kaf dal wau nun alif lam dal zai.. Memang bunyi McDonalds betoi la. Aku ingatkan depa ni tulih benda ngarut pastu translate benda laen.. bikin gua kalot jer. :)
Non-gender children?? Apa kejadahnya ngan non-gender?? Ni kes yang betol-betol RARE!!!\('0')/!!!
Aku dulu sekolah dekat boarding school. So, kalo dah boarding ni korang paham-paham la kan, Banyak citer hantu yang best. Yang kadang-kadang korang tak pernah dengar pun ada. Banyak jugak la situasi yang aku sendiri pernah kena sakat tapi takder la sampai demam seminggu dua. Aku punya semangat pun takder la...
Firstly, aku memang tak perasan apa yang tak kena ngan pic ni.. Bila aku tengok pic yang bawah baru la aku perasan. Memang RARE lah polis ni!!! -- teman rase ler.. abg polis ni lupe nk bawak pestol sebab darurat nih!! kih3
Mula-mula aku tengok video ni takder yang pelik pun. Ok je aku rasa. Bila dah play baru aku tau yang aku ditipu. Apa-apa pun nice video sebab aku rasa korang suma pun kena tipu jugak. Takyah tipu la korang.. Aku tau. :)
Bulan yang terang bederang kat langit tu memang aku punya la. (inspired by koepee, bukan areripe) Bila aku dah buat rumah kat bulan. View dia mesti la nampak bumi kan? Takkan nampak bulan pulak? Pagi-pagi camni la aku punya sarapan. Takder yang special pun. Kalo rajin, buat la telur separuh masak. ...
Dah lima hari tak post, harini aku nak post tentang iklan yang aku rasa RARE!! Ceeeewwaaahhh!! Makin seronok pulak guna ayat RARE nih.. (hahahaa.. ('3')).. Apa-apa pun korang tengok la iklan nih.. Kalo korang rasa RARE... Sila angkat tangan macam saya.. ok??
Aku tau ramai yang tak puas hati ngan lecturer masing-masing. Ye la, baru je abes cuti on the spot nak buat test la, quiz la, assignment la, macam-macam lagi la.. So, sit back enjoy these nice pics ok.. p/s: aku pun tensen jgak.. blik je dr cuti, tros kne bt kje.. ikat pokok la,...
